yoloween:

your username so dumb it’s a losername

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

kawaiitit:

nunfollowed:

find the hidden message: sned me ndues

dudes semen

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

dekutree:

one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned